Thank you to the biggest of my younger brothers for turning me on to what I can only describe as “the funniest blog (meets web comic) about me written by someone I have never met and knows nothing about me.” (And not just because I, too, had a slow dog when I was a kid.) She made me laugh so hard I actually had tears streaming down my face.
Thank you MDM!
UPDATE: Case in point – The Alot is Better Than You at Everything
Assisted Procrastination 
The Peanut Gallery