You got a fast car. Is it fast enough so we can fly away?

Posted October 8, 2014 by Christy
Categories: Musings

Some days, the universe gives unarguably clear signs where you should or should not be. Case in point, on my ride into work today, Pandora was absolutely rocking it. I mean, she WAS. ON. POINT. For most of my commute, I contemplated why I couldn’t just take a road trip and let her keep on her roll, but, alas, I have obligations. No sooner than I pull into the garage, yet another good song cues up to convince me not to leave. Begrudgingly, I grab my stuff and head in only to be greeted at the elevator by an unfamiliar coworker who had just refilled his enormous cup with (too much) crushed ice and some soda. We waited patiently for the elevator and then rode together to our respective floors, all while I held my tongue and shot him some of the most judgmental and astonished glares. He, however, was oblivious because he was too busy slurping and open-mouthed crunching his mouthfuls of ice.

So remember when we were driving, driving in your car . . .

Never trust a hedgehog to hold your “dibs”

Posted November 14, 2013 by Christy
Categories: Humor, Musings, Pets

There’s a spot in our front entryway where the sun hits perfectly mid-morning. It’s coveted by everyone in the house, both feline and canine, so we laid down an old bed and blanket. The spot (“The Best Spot of the Morning”) is big enough for all 3 cats to lounge with no problem. Unfortunately, Twila has discovered the spot and a silent, passive-aggressive war is being waged (but only for a few hours every day).

As you see, Twila made it to The Best Spot of the Morning first on this particular day. For the next few hours, cats came and went, giving fierce stares.


And the famed “cat back,” clearly conveying disapproval. (There may have also been a cat nap involved, but we won’t judge. Even the best of soldiers gets tired at some point.) Twila stood firm. Or, more accurately, lounged intently, while terrified, but comfortable in the morning sun she so proudly claimed.


The battle had been fought and won that day. But, oh no, this would not be the end of the war. The next day, George made it to the coveted Best Spot of the Morning before Twila could claim her position. There was much pacing and obvious upset from the greyhound who finally decided she would try to take what was rightfully hers. Without upsetting the terrifying cat, of course. As cats often do, George just held her ground. And napped. Unfazed at having to share her space with the enemy (she’s old and uninterested in being bothered by such things).


Days later, Twila has devised a plan! It’s a GREAT plan! THE BEST of plans to thwart those pesky cats and claim The Best Spot of the Morning once and for all! She called DIBS! And she did so in a way only a greyhound could. She enlisted her all-time favorite hedgehog to claim her place. Sure, his grunter doesn’t work anymore and he’s missing the toes on one of his feet from battles hard-faught, but he was up for this challenge. His greyhound needed him and he wasn’t going to let her down!


Except, well, he’s a stuffed hedgehog, and he’s not even the jumbo one. That cat didn’t care one iota.


Nor did the other cats, as you can see. All morning long, cats came and went to share The Best Spot of the Morning with a cute little hedgehog. Because, you see, there’s plenty of room to lounge when you’re a cat or a battle-worn hedgehog (a hedgehog who surely now understands the appeal of The Best Spot of the Morning). When you’re a sad, dejected greyhound who finally has to concede to another battle lost, the most you can do is collapse in the hallway, occasionally gazing sadly at The Best Spot of the Morning.


Sweet (& Savory) Dreams

Posted November 16, 2012 by Christy
Categories: Ponderings

My nightmare last night involved not being able to find the Williams-Sonoma where I was supposed to pick up my Thanksgiving turkey. By the time I finished calling every store in the area, it was 4pm on Thanksgiving day, people were supposed to be arriving for dinner, and I was still rummaging through store shelves trying to find the most defrosted turkey legs while contemplating how much bacon grease to use when basting since there was no time left to brine.

I am INCREDIBLY grateful (and my family should be happy to know) that in real life, the turkeys for Thanksgiving were ordered last weekend (though I’m still waiting on confirmation when & where exact pick-up will be), there will be ample time to brine (fridge space is up for debate), and there is NO need for me to begin stockpiling bacon grease to baste the turkey. (Who does that? Why would my mind even go there??)

On second thought, bacon-basting might be an interesting idea. . .

Holiday Ideas for the Financially Well-Endowed

Posted November 15, 2012 by Christy
Categories: Wanderings

A few years ago, I advised that Martha would not be joining us for Thanksgiving dinner. This year, I share with you another gem that explores the wonder that is the Williams-Sonoma holiday catalog. Please enjoy the article and the often equally brilliant comments. I will now go check on my order for designer Thanksgiving turkeys.

The Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog

(Disclaimer – I own the Ebelskiver pan because it was given to me as a gift. It’s pretty freaking cool. I’ve repurchased several varieties of their Ebelskiver mix even though normal pancake mix would probably work equally well. I’ve seriously considered the croissants, but passed due to the mind-boggling cost. Same goes for the chocolate sampler. If you buy me the chicken coop, I probably wouldn’t get upset.)

Gratitude Challenge – Day 10

Posted November 10, 2012 by Christy
Categories: Ponderings

Let’s hear it for days off! Can I get a whoop whoop? Yeah, yeah. I know I missed yesterday, but maybe it was on purpose (it wasn’t). You know, to show you how grateful I am for people who don’t mind when others take a day off (either that or I was just dead beat by the end of the day & week and got around to bed before I got around to posting). And today, I’m excited to be only 1 day in to a long weekend. There is much to do to get ready for Thanksgiving and a 3 day weekend is much appreciated. Plus, taking an extra day off from the usual routine does wonders for the soul. The end of the year is coming and things are going to start getting hectic. Even if you can’t take and entire day off, do yourself a favor and take a few hours to be unscheduled. You’ll be glad you did!