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But will the buffalo roam?

May 10, 2008

My husband is again on the hunt for some land in the country. I enjoy the coast and relatively short access to the beach/water. He’d like to have a garden for some veggies and some cows for slaughtering. If you know me, you know I’m not a “crops & cattle” kind of girl. I accept this. So when I saw this plot of land, I knew it would be perfect. Lots of land with open grassy areas, other areas of uncleared trees, AND it’s waterfront. Absolutely perfect! What more could we want?

Random Land

(Thank you again to Offbeat Earth for the treasure trove of blog-fodder.)

Categories: Wanderings

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Holiday Inn Express?

May 9, 2008

Saw an interesting article today that really made me think. Take a moment to read it and then continue.

Man Uses Steak Knife to Perform Tracheotomy — On Himself

Had this been me, I’d have come down the stairs, tripped on the cat, blinded myself with the kitchen light, dug in the drawer to find a knife only to realize they are all in the dishwasher which of course hasn’t been run leaving them all covered in steak bits (should I wash it?) before I finally collapsed only to be found on the kitchen floor the next morning with both cats laying on/near me (only because they can see the bottom of the food bowl – it’s not love).

What’s the bet The Kid would just step over me while making her bowl of cereal?

Categories: Musings

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Humorous Distractions

May 5, 2008

Thought you might like to peruse some completely random wanderings I have also enjoyed recently. There is no theme with the exception of entertainment.

English Fail

Brandon’s Mind

Zombie Cards – Because once they’re a zombie, it’s too late to say you care.

Crayola Emos

WTF – How Ironic!

Categories: Procrastinating

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