It’s been a while since I’ve provided you with some true procrastination material. I don’t want to lose my reputation so here you go. (Listed in order of child-appropriateness starting with “not really” and ending with “it has a picture of a penis so just don’t go there with little Sally nearby.” You’ve been warned.) Enjoy!
If anyone thinks the decline of print media is unjustified, I recommend a scroll through some incredibly entertaining headlines.
Ever wanted to reply to that stupid online listing or that customer that desperately begs for a reality check without realizing it? Better yet, do you enjoy watching someone just mess with people? For some incredibly distasteful hilarity, check out “emails from an asshole” at:
And thanks to someone in the Netherlands, we can now add a new topic for therapy – ePenis envy. The internet is now complete.
What’s the size of your Twitter e-Penis?
(Mine’s 52.5cm and I think that’s perfectly respectable considering I know so few of my followers. Seriously, who are these people?!?)
Assisted Procrastination 
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