Let me catch you coaching my daughter on the not-so-fine points of cheerleading when I come to pick her up from camp. There’s a special place in hell for the person who turns her into one of the girls I hated in high school.
Archive for July 28, 2008
How to Piss Me Off
July 28, 2008Some Items of Note
July 28, 2008Thank you ever so much to V for these delights:
Bridesmaids’ Newest Duty – I’ll just state this now, I will never inject anything into my body just to look better for a wedding. If you want a model in your wedding party, hire one. I’m negotiable on the boob job.
And for this one, I thank Elephant Soap.
It has monopolized my weekend and I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard at a blog ever. In fact, I enjoyed it so much, I sent link after link to friends and coworkers just to share the laughs. I was saddened to learn that one such person had “been reading her for years – she’s great!” Stop HOARDING THE FUNNY!
Assisted Procrastination 
The Peanut Gallery