Archive for January 2008

The calm before the storm?

January 30, 2008

As I drove home from work last night, I noticed it became progressively darker on the streets as I approached my neighborhood. It took me reaching a local traffic light to realize the power was out. Not just the power in certain areas, but the power in my town and at least 2 neighboring towns. This quickly turned streets into mass pandimonium. Apparently, street lights are one of the few things providing the structure of society.

This brings me to my amazement of the power of a habit. How easy they are to develop, their “stick-to-itiveness,” and how difficult they can be to break even with the strongest of will power. Unfortunately, even I am no match for the compulsion to flip a light switch in the pitch-dark hallway when looking for candles to light the house during a power outage. At that moment, I fully recognized that there was no electricity in the entirety of the 3+ city block, let alone any room in my house. Yet, I still went into the hall closet in search of CANDLES to illuminate the house and was still compelled to flip the switch.

In the end, all I can say is that it was really bright throughout the house when the power returned little over an hour later. Now I need only deal with my daughter’s compulsion to ensure all the clocks are set instead of flashing incessantly. Must EVERYTHING come with a clock? The next house needs to include a comprehensive clock reset mechanism.

No penguins were harmed in the creation of this post.

January 29, 2008

I thought you might be in desperate need of some entertainment while awaiting my next pearl of wisdom. It should be noted that this link is, in large part, the reason for my unproductive Sunday afternoon. I can’t profess enough my love of StumbleUpon.

Yeti Seal Bounce

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It’s Been A While . . .

January 21, 2008

I’ll apologize now. Don’t worry, it’ll never happen again. The apology, that is. And I’ll explain why.

This is my first foray into writing a blog, but I’ve read more than I care to count. It never fails — sooner or later, there’s always a post apologizing for having not written in a while. This is typically a relatively short post, only long enough to tease readers with the hope of an explanation, some brilliant insight or stroke of genius to justify the absence. Instead, it’s usually a pity post designed to reassure the audience that the poster knows they exist. Under the surface, it says the poster has things more important than the audience who obviously needs to be reminded of this fact. Arrogant – isn’t it?

I’m not arrogant. I’m sarcastic. And blunt. And because I think your time is valuable, I won’t monopolize it by apologizing for not giving you something to read. Instead, I know that all of you loyal readers will have no trouble finding someone else to assist you in your procrastination. And for that, I apologize.