Assisted Procrastination

Dear Strip Mall Vietnamese  Aesthetician,

Just for future reference, your unending compliments would have resulted in a very nice tip had you not waxed off a third of my left eye brow. My dress may have been flattering, but even that won’t detract from the freak show that is now my brow line.

Thanks!

So, Internet, do I draw it back in or rip out the right one to match? Did I mention I’m going to a conference for the next couple days where I will get to interact with experts and my peers in the industry?