Assisted Procrastination

Note to the woman in the car behind me – In much the same way that you don’t want to be seen with chin hair, no one in any of the dead stand-still traffic around us wants to watch (or try desperately NOT to watch) you pluck said chin hairs. While you may be alone in your car, your windows continue to function as designed both allowing you to see out and for everyone else to see in. I should also note that, until you started going after your face like a duck at a loaf of bread, I had no idea you were sporting a she-beard. In the future, please (I’m begging) hold your private personal hygiene for a time when you are in a discreet location.

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