Assisted Procrastination

I’ve occasionally walked through my house investigating some noise or other lone task and thought to myself “If this were a horror movie, what would I be yelling at the TV?” I have also been known to then proceeded to follow my own advice. I like to think it’s saved me more times than I’ll ever know.

Now if only the rest of the world would listen to my shouts of invaluable advice, maybe life would be just a little easier for some people. Other people just need to succumb to natural selection for the good of the gene pool.