Don’t Tell Maurice

As long as I can remember, we have named our turkeys for Thanksgiving. Probably because of how long we’ve done it, there’s no stigma associated with eating a named food at an annual celebration. That, and I never actually knew the bird by it’s name while alive. (Minor details – I know).

Anyway, this year, Maurice will be joining us for dinner. I occasionally refer to him as the “Space Cowboy.” A few even call him “The Gangster of Love” – I’m not into frozen turkeys. Names aside, I hope you all enjoy your Thanksgiving celebrations how ever you choose to celebrate (named, anonymous, or no turkey). And if you’re hungry, Maurice is more than enough to feed a crowd so come on over!

A big ‘Thank You’ goes to Six for this gem!


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One Comment on “Don’t Tell Maurice”

  1. sixofclubs Says:

    Even though I was going to post this on my blog, I do think it is HYSTERICAL! My favorite quote is “just get that out of your turkey head!”

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