The Rules As Articulated by Dave

How appropriate that this article would be sent to me today of all days. This just reinforces what I’ve known all along.  Additionally, I think the rules detailed apply directly to traffic as well. Thank you Dave for articulating what everyone should already know!

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P.S. – Women should replace “John Cusack” in all references to Halle Berry.  Even for #10.

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6 Comments on “The Rules As Articulated by Dave”

  1. V Says:

    Amen. Sometimes you just have to say it again. And I’d totally be cool with John Cusack cutting the line. Especially if I got to see his…

  2. Christy Says:

    OMG! I cannot believe that you of all people just went there! I’m offensive, but you, you’re so dignified. At this moment I can’t even articulate how proud I am of you!

  3. V Says:

    What like you don’t want to see what’s on his shopping list?

  4. DHCruiser Says:

    Great rules!

  5. sixofclubs Says:

    AYE! The rules are great! I love Dave Barry… something about him makes me work harder on my own sarcasm, so that one day maybe I can be as sarcastic as he.

    I may allow Cusack to cut in line — only maybe though. He can def. talk in the theater. Johnny Depp, on the other hand, can do just about whatever he’d like (except pee on the seat w/ out cleaning up after himself)

  6. Matt Says:

    I find it sad that I have to reguarly scold my friends on this one. They violate the movie theater line rules often, and get upset with me when I refuse to assist them with it. Tough cookies, bub. I got here an hour early, you can wait.

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