I’d move next to this woman just for the entertainment value alone.
I think our current neighbors should be happy they don’t live next to this woman. I’m a walk in the park compared to her.
Kudos to DH for sharing – This is the best laugh I’ve had all day.
Jog against traffic in the non-existent shoulder of my lane while leaving the sidewalk completely empty. Seriously. I enjoy playing chicken after a long day at work.
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