What’s Worse Than Waterboarding?

A head-cold. And I have one. It involves extreme sinus congestion, a runny nose, copious amounts of snot, and unexpected periodic sneezing fits. Unfortunately, one of my sneezing fits earlier today rendered me (temporarily) deaf in my left ear.

I am now painfully aware of what it must be like to be a 90 year old woman. I can’t hear anyone talking to me, I’m constantly shouting “WHAT? I DIDN’T HEAR YOU!”, followed by me turning my head to the left and shouting “TALK INTO MY GOOD EAR!”

Have I mentioned yet how I feel about old people? Can I tell you how annoyed I am with this stupid cold?!

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