Assisted Procrastination

This is an oldie that always makes me smile. Thank you to Mom. Everyone else, please enjoy.

True Friendship

1. When you are sad — I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey.

2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused — I will use little words.

7. When you are sick — Stay away from me until you are well. I don’t want whatever you have.

8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.

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Friendship is like peeing your pants,
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.

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