Security Cut Backs?

While leaving Target last night, I was shocked to see a new security guard standing just inside the exit doors. He was fully dressed in the standard Target Security Guard attire consisting of black button down shirt with badges and pants complete with an over-sized belt holding a walkie talkie and other security paraphernalia. None of that was unexpected. What did make me pause was the fact that he was no more than 3 feet tall. Yes – I said 3 (three) feet tall.

Part of me wanted desperately for him to demand to see my receipt or rifle through my bags for stolen goods. Can you just imagine?? This had to be a setup for an SNL skit or an episode of “Just For Laughs.”

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