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		<title>I could eat a what??</title>
		<link>http://assistedprocrastination.com/2011/12/24/i-could-eat-a-what/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 03:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Conversation with The Kid just moments ago: The Kid:  Are we having anything special for dinner tomorrow night? Me:  Yup &#8211; a spiral baked ham! The Kid:  Isn&#8217;t that what we had last night when Grandma was here? Me:  No, that was prime rib. The Kid:  Wait &#8211; Isn&#8217;t that ham? Me:  No &#8211; it&#8217;s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=assistedprocrastination.com&amp;blog=2573067&amp;post=689&amp;subd=assistedprocrastination&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Those Come In &#8220;Holy&#8221; Form??</title>
		<link>http://assistedprocrastination.com/2011/12/08/those-come-in-holy-form/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 15:31:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How mortifying is it to be a 15 year old boy at a Michael Buble concert? Add to that, your mom somehow manages to stop the show and convince him to bring you on stage to sing. I sure hope this poor kid finds success. And even if he doesn&#8217;t (Seriously. Buble needs to help [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=assistedprocrastination.com&amp;blog=2573067&amp;post=682&amp;subd=assistedprocrastination&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Cautionary Tale</title>
		<link>http://assistedprocrastination.com/2011/11/18/a-cautionary-tale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While I may be hosting Thanksgiving at my house this year, this absolutely will NOT be served. Just in case anyone had any hopes, I&#8217;m dashing them now. (And exactly what is &#8220;meat glue??&#8221; Nevermind, I don&#8217;t think I really want to know.) &#160; Filed under: Wanderings<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=assistedprocrastination.com&amp;blog=2573067&amp;post=677&amp;subd=assistedprocrastination&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Life Lessons With Perspective</title>
		<link>http://assistedprocrastination.com/2011/10/19/life-lessons-with-perspective/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 02:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are tons of webcomics out there that I enjoy, but this one struck my fancy most recently. Maybe it&#8217;s the short &#38; sweet messages or the perfectly matched art, but more often than not, the messages were spot on with truth and humor. The other times they were just funny. Please enjoy! Calm Blue [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=assistedprocrastination.com&amp;blog=2573067&amp;post=672&amp;subd=assistedprocrastination&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Medical Miracle</title>
		<link>http://assistedprocrastination.com/2011/09/04/a-medical-miracle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Sep 2011 18:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The human body is an amazing thing capable of transforming food into the fundamental building blocks of life, growing magnificent hair, and creating the cutest of babies.  Now, thanks to a delightful summer cold, my body has miraculously morphed the 2 cups of coffee I had at breakfast into a revolting volume of mucous. Astounding, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=assistedprocrastination.com&amp;blog=2573067&amp;post=667&amp;subd=assistedprocrastination&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Got something to say?</title>
		<link>http://assistedprocrastination.com/2011/08/02/got-something-to-say/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 17:14:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Though I have no idea who she is, I think I love this child &#8211; her intensity, conviction, volume. . . the whole package. I can, however, see how this might get old after a few minutes. Or when she wakes at 5am. Filed under: Wanderings<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=assistedprocrastination.com&amp;blog=2573067&amp;post=660&amp;subd=assistedprocrastination&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hooray For Lunch?</title>
		<link>http://assistedprocrastination.com/2011/07/11/hooray-for-lunch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2011 19:41:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When ordering lunch today, my waiter ever so enthusiastically praised my lunch selection with an &#8220;Excellent choice!&#8221; (a cheese steak sub and fries at a sports bar). This led me to wonder, what item on the menu would I have to order to get the exact opposite response? Or are waiters just trained to commend [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=assistedprocrastination.com&amp;blog=2573067&amp;post=653&amp;subd=assistedprocrastination&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tipping Point</title>
		<link>http://assistedprocrastination.com/2011/06/13/tipping-point/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 02:26:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Strip Mall Vietnamese  Aesthetician, Just for future reference, your unending compliments would have resulted in a very nice tip had you not waxed off a third of my left eye brow. My dress may have been flattering, but even that won&#8217;t detract from the freak show that is now my brow line. Thanks! So, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=assistedprocrastination.com&amp;blog=2573067&amp;post=644&amp;subd=assistedprocrastination&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Another PSA</title>
		<link>http://assistedprocrastination.com/2011/04/08/another-psa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2011 14:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Note to the woman in the car behind me &#8211; In much the same way that you don&#8217;t want to be seen with chin hair, no one in any of the dead stand-still traffic around us wants to watch (or try desperately NOT to watch) you pluck said chin hairs. While you may be alone [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=assistedprocrastination.com&amp;blog=2573067&amp;post=638&amp;subd=assistedprocrastination&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Victoria&#8217;s Deep Dark Secret</title>
		<link>http://assistedprocrastination.com/2011/03/22/victorias-deep-dark-secret/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 02:19:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a not-so-fine-line between an &#8220;enhancer top&#8221; and &#8220;she&#8217;s obviously flat and thinks everyone else is too stupid to notice.&#8221; I just crossed that line. The good news is that I&#8217;m NOT blind and I have years of experience being forced to accept the fact that puberty opted to pass me by on the one [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=assistedprocrastination.com&amp;blog=2573067&amp;post=629&amp;subd=assistedprocrastination&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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